When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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