I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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