:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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