Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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