just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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