I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
