I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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