I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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