I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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