did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Farmville is her only friend.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he just fucked me for my cheese.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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