normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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