I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize