Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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