Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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