the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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