So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Randomize
