i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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