at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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