I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I need water and some morals
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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