if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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