Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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