Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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