No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize