Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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