Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The Olympian is in my bed
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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