Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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