we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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