Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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