In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The air was thick with penises
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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