I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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