SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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