Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You left your underwear on the fireplace
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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