it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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