FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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