when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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