i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Green mimosas i think yes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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