WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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