Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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