FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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