So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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