remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I need moral support for this bender
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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