I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What a dumb baby whore.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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