i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So much rum. So many feels.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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