Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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