hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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