just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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