You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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