We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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