I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He felt like a one man threesome
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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