I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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