Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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