if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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