Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
even my farts smell like vagina
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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